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Thursday:
I am slowly dying, I’m suffocating under Mount Homework,
SOS.
Friday:
WEEKENDWEEKENDWEEKEND
Sunday Night:
Oh god, this again.•
Cali Lindsay, Sophomore
Monday:
Oh, cool, all of my friends! Woah, my classes seem so interesting!
I’m going to keep up with all of my work this year for sure.
Tuesday:
Wow, this is kinda a lot, I probably just have to adjust or
something.
Wednesday:
How many days until winter break?
Stages of Grief: Back to School Edition
Cali Lindsay, Sophomore
Lefebvre
Eric Lefebvre’s birth parents were fishermen, and he was born on a boat. Unfortunately, one day they placed him too close to a fishing
net, and lost him. Luckily, he was rescued by a school of friendly dolphins who decided to raise him as their own. Lefebvre spent his
youth migrating across the Atlantic Ocean, until a Ransom marine bio class caught sight of him on an excursion and brought him
in. Mr. Lefebvre has mostly re-assimilated into human life, but has retained his extreme swimming speed and dolphin-like laughter.
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The Past Lives of Teachers
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